So North Korea cyber attacked an American based company because of an anti Korean “hate” film . The President says he did not speak to Sony. If he had, HE says he would have demanded Sony publish the film, and not take orders from a dictator. Obama said if Hillary had a son, he’d look just like Kim Jung UN.
Muslims attacked America at a make-shift consulate allegedly because of a “hate” film against Islam. Four Americans were slaughtered in retribution. The President and Secretary of State Clinton promised retribution but sadly, Clinton was only referring to the makers of the internet film. Perhaps Obama will order Sony to make a film in which the American President will smuggle guns through Mexico to waiting members of Hezzbollah. They will then be flown via Air Force I to North Korea where they’ll parachute in as Obama yells, “get off my plane!”
American Christians will then be transferred to a recently vacated Gitmo, where they will premiere a newly released film, “The Interview”.
After viewing the film, the Christians will burn Gitmo down insisting Muslims have received privileged treatment. Christians will further demand that Koreans rebuild the Temple in Jerusalem in the newly established state of Palestine.
Sure I made half of this up. But for a bit you had to ask yourself, didn’t you?