Weasels ‘Round the Mulberry Bush

December 22, 2014
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So North Korea cyber attacked an American based company because of an anti Korean “hate” film . The President says he did not speak to Sony. If he had, HE says he would have demanded Sony publish the film, and not take orders from a dictator. Obama said if Hillary had a son, he’d look just like Kim Jung UN.

Muslims attacked America at a make-shift consulate allegedly because of a “hate” film against Islam. Four Americans were slaughtered in retribution. The President and Secretary of State Clinton promised retribution but sadly, Clinton was only referring to the makers of the internet film. Perhaps Obama will order Sony to make a film in which the American President will smuggle guns through Mexico to waiting members of Hezzbollah. They will then be flown via Air Force I to North Korea where they’ll parachute in as Obama yells, “get off my plane!”

American Christians will then be transferred to a recently vacated Gitmo, where they will premiere a newly released film, “The Interview”.

After viewing the film, the Christians will burn Gitmo down insisting Muslims have received privileged treatment. Christians will further demand that Koreans rebuild the Temple in Jerusalem in the newly established state of Palestine.

Sure I made half of this up. But for a bit you had to ask yourself, didn’t you?

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Your Turn; An Open Letter to Jeb Bush

December 16, 2014
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Governor Bush,

There is something more than troubling about you, Jeb Bush running for President on the heals of your brother, your father and lets not forget great grandfather (about 7 times I guess) Franklin Pierce on your mother’s side.  We fought a war so we could avoid the isolation of power in ad infinitum samples of the same gene pool.  Its just not healthy.    

No, its not like you are the spawn of Elvis, or an Osmond,or a Marx brother but you not exactly a member of New Kids on The Block, either. They can sing. They would at least
bring new blood to the office.

You’re not even a Wahlberg, or a Jonas brother for that matter. In other words, Jeb, you and George W should have arm wrestled for the opportunity back in the day and at least one would have walked away with dignity.  There is something unsettling, even desperate about your choice to run for President.  We know Mom liked you best, but since you are running now, will Marvin run in 2024?  Or why not for that matter let Dorothy Bush Koch run instead?  The left would love that one.  

She and Hillary could mud wrestle instead of debate.  Talk about must-see TV!  

Rumer already has it that when you speak, Hillary’s lips move.  

Your running is almost an insult to the rest of America.  After all, one of us should be able to grow up and be President, too.   

Defending Our Nation

September 11, 2014
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Last evening the American people were yet again treated to a performance given by President Obama. His speech used the usual collection of patriotic catch phrases to win over the audience to his much anticipated “strategy” for ending the genocide in the middle east. It was not a strategy. It was a political check list. Consult with Congress, check. Consult with UN, check. Consult with military advisers, oops.

His robot-like persona struggled uncomfortably to use American euphemisms in the right context. Think Mork from Ork on meth. Thirteen years after September 11 he remains incapable of projecting an understanding of American culture and honor. If he’s got it, he’s doing a hell of a job of hiding it.

Note to constitutional professor: America is a republic. Mysteriously they didn’t teach that anywhere between the madrasah and Harvard. Pretty sure they taught it at one of Sarah Palins alma maters. Read the text in parcels; spare yourself the audio. Only so much pomposity and pretense can be digested at one sitting.

He’s no FDR. This was no fireside chat. It was a campaign promise. It was a gift for those Democrat incumbents struggling to hold on to their Senate seats in Novembers mid term elections. THIS is his priority. Avoiding telegraphing his punches to a deadly enemy for the safety and success of our military is not.

Its purposes were devoid of connection to the realistic needs of a REPUBLIC under threat. His dishonesty & duplicity was breathtaking;

“And our own safety, our own security, depends upon our willingness to do what it takes to defend this nation and uphold the values that we stand for –- timeless ideals that will endure long after those who offer only hate and destruction have been vanquished from the Earth.”

versus

“It will not involve American combat troops fighting on foreign soil.”

The speech was not aimed at inspiring fears in the violent, but to reassure his base that he is not “restarting a ‘finished’ war”. His interest in allowing American families to sleep at night is non-existent. He tells us that we are living in a time of “great change”.

Like we’re not aware. They’ll be two more years of this, if we survive.

There Is A Mole in the White House

July 30, 2014
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Personal mockery is a well-oiled and perpetually used tool from the Alinsky toolbox. The right tends to shy away from it. They should get over it. If rocks are being thrown at you, its perfectly reasonable to pick them up and throw them back. Palin, Bush and their spouses and children’s were fair game to the left. If you want to take higher ground, stick to the politicians themselves.

There is one thing that has always disturbed me about Barak Obama. Always. Even before I knew anything about him. He is touted as one of the biggest intellects in the world. From the day he came on our radar I wondered why he wasn’t smart enough to get that hideous growth nestled outside his nostril removed. After all he was being sold as perfection. If he wasn’t always sticking his nose in our business, I wouldn’t pick on it (sorry).

How obtuse do you have to be to have a raisin stuck to your face and not consider removing it. Contrary to old wives tales that mark is not a thing of beauty. Although I am surprised that his sycophants have not taken to glueing one next to their noses in tribute or that the Secret Service doesn’t have a all points bulletin out for anyone carrying a fly swatter.

His voice permeates our peace almost every day. I turn away from the sound of it in hopes of avoiding a vision of that misplaced booger stubbornly resting in plain site. It is an ever present reminder of his innate inability to see reality, take responsibility, and address a problem, even when it is staring him in the face.

I cannot imagine that somewhere along the way, a dermatologist didn’t look at the thing, offer to biopsy it and then remove it. Cindy Crawford he is not.

The continual physical presence of the world’s second most famous blemish is a metaphor for his personal philosophy which goes something like “If I deem that it is not there, then it isn’t. If I say it isn’t so, its not so”. His ego will not permit him to accept its existence. If he acknowledged it, he’d find out that he isn’t a god-king after all. Gods don’t have flaws.

There I said it.

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